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This tee features the iconic woodcut-style portrait of Vlad the Impaler framed in a distressed gothic arch, accompanied by the ultimate corporate-fatigue critique: \u003cem\u003e\"This Meeting Could Have Been An Impaling.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's a beautifully dark, sarcastic statement piece for anyone who values their time and prefers their humor razor-sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eWhether you're subtly protesting another calendar invite, keeping your team calls entertaining, or bringing some serious attitude to casual Friday, this shirt lets everyone know exactly how you feel about corporate inefficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"accordion-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Compliance\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"accordion-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride \u0026amp; Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@sindenventures.com\"\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e. 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