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This tee features the iconic woodcut-style portrait of Vlad the Impaler framed in a distressed gothic arch, paired with the brilliantly ominous reminder: \u003cem\u003e\"You'll Get the Point Eventually.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's a masterful mix of dark history and deadpan, sarcastic wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eWhether you're subtly warning your rivals or just wearing your dark sense of humor on your sleeve, this shirt brings an unapologetic, sharp edge to your everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Construction\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"accordion-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.2 (142 g\/m2)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n  \u003cdetails\u003e\n    \u003csummary\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Compliance\u003c\/summary\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"accordion-body\"\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride \u0026amp; Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003ca href=\"mailto:gpsr@sindenventures.com\"\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/a\u003e. 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