I Cannot Tell a Lie - Available Until July 5th
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$32.95
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The Zombie Washington Tee gives America’s first president a proper undead comeback. Featuring a zombified George Washington in a vintage colonial portrait style, this design turns the classic cherry-tree legend into a darkly funny horror-camp punchline.
It’s part founding father, part graveyard humour, and fully built for anyone who likes history with a little rot around the edges.
Perfect for horror fans, history nerds, zombie lovers, 4th of July weekend, Halloween season, or anyone who enjoys a deadpan joke taken way too literally.
Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear.
Because honesty is timeless. Respiration, apparently, is not.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Cannot Tell a Lie - Available Until July 5th
$32.95
Sale price
$32.95
Regular price
It’s part founding father, part graveyard humour, and fully built for anyone who likes history with a little rot around the edges.
Perfect for horror fans, history nerds, zombie lovers, 4th of July weekend, Halloween season, or anyone who enjoys a deadpan joke taken way too literally.
Soft, comfortable, and made for everyday wear.
Because honesty is timeless. Respiration, apparently, is not.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!