Let Them Eat Slop
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Let Them Eat Slop
Let Them Eat Slop turns old-world aristocracy into modern tech-bro excess: powdered wigs, rocket dreams, and a perfectly condescending hand wave for everyone stuck cleaning up the mess.
📦 Shipping & Delivery
Printed and shipped from the USA to the USA. Estimated delivery: 3–6 business days. $4.75 flat US shipping. Free returns.
👕 Product Details
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
📏 Size Guide (Imperial)
| LENGTH (in) | WIDTH (in) | CHEST (in) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
📏 Size Guide (Metric)
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8 |
Printed in USA • $4.75 Flat US Shipping • Free Returns