No Taxation - Available Until July 5th
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The Zombie Franklin Tee brings undead colonial attitude to the modern tax debate. Featuring a zombified Ben Franklin and a darkly funny twist on revolutionary protest, this design is for anyone who thinks the government should probably stop billing people after they stop breathing.
Part historical parody, part horror-camp political jab, this shirt hits that sweet spot between spooky, sarcastic, and just a little too real.
Perfect for horror fans, history nerds, libertarian-leaning relatives, anti-tax ranters, Halloween season, or anyone who prefers their founding fathers with less pulse and more punchline.
Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear.
Because if you’re going to tax the dead, at least let them vote.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride and Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583
STN MAIN
TERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
No Taxation - Available Until July 5th
$32.95
Sale price
$32.95
Regular price
Part historical parody, part horror-camp political jab, this shirt hits that sweet spot between spooky, sarcastic, and just a little too real.
Perfect for horror fans, history nerds, libertarian-leaning relatives, anti-tax ranters, Halloween season, or anyone who prefers their founding fathers with less pulse and more punchline.
Soft, comfortable, and built for everyday wear.
Because if you’re going to tax the dead, at least let them vote.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride and Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583
STN MAIN
TERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |