The future was supposed to be bright. Then somebody handed the light switch to the algorithm.
The “Lights Out” tee takes the old genius-inventor myth and rewires it for the AI age: antique industry, broken bulbs, machine logic, and just enough corporate prophecy to make your smart speaker nervous. It is a sharp, vintage-style satire for anyone who thinks the new robber barons are less “visionary founder” and more “gilded-age wizard with a server bill.”
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.