I Cannot Tell a Lie - Available Until July 5th
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I Cannot Tell a Lie - Available Until July 5th
The Zombie Washington Tee gives America’s first president a proper undead comeback. Featuring a zombified George Washington in a vintage colonial portrait style, this design turns the classic cherry-tree legend into a darkly funny horror-camp punchline.
It’s part founding father, part graveyard humour, and fully built for anyone who likes history with a little rot around the edges.
Perfect for horror fans, history nerds, zombie lovers, 4th of July weekend, Halloween season, or anyone who enjoys a deadpan joke taken way too literally.
Estimated Delivery in working days: USA 3-6, CND 2-10, UK 2-4, EU 2-6, AUS/NZ 2-7, World Wide up to 21 days.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride and Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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