In Ghouls We Trust
Maroon / S
$26.95
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In Ghouls We Trust T-Shirt
Democracy is dead. The ghouls are doing fine.
This horror-satire tee reimagines political power as a full-blown undead takeover, featuring a pack of suited ghouls, flying cash, a podium speech from beyond the grave, and bold distressed lettering that declares: “In Ghouls We Trust.”
With its vintage horror-comic style, gothic purple accents, and worn screenprint texture, this design is built for anyone who likes their monster merch with a little bite and a lot of cynicism.
Printed on a classic unisex tee, it’s perfect for fans of horror humour, political satire, zombie art, gothic graphics, and anyone who has ever looked at the news and thought, “Yeah, that tracks.”
Perfect for:
Horror fans
Zombie lovers
Political cynics
Dark humour collectors
Anyone still pretending the living are in charge
About the materials:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride & Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583
STN MAIN
TERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
In Ghouls We Trust
$26.95
Sale price
$26.95
Regular price
Democracy is dead. The ghouls are doing fine.
This horror-satire tee reimagines political power as a full-blown undead takeover, featuring a pack of suited ghouls, flying cash, a podium speech from beyond the grave, and bold distressed lettering that declares: “In Ghouls We Trust.”
With its vintage horror-comic style, gothic purple accents, and worn screenprint texture, this design is built for anyone who likes their monster merch with a little bite and a lot of cynicism.
Printed on a classic unisex tee, it’s perfect for fans of horror humour, political satire, zombie art, gothic graphics, and anyone who has ever looked at the news and thought, “Yeah, that tracks.”
Perfect for:
Horror fans
Zombie lovers
Political cynics
Dark humour collectors
Anyone still pretending the living are in charge
About the materials:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride & Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583
STN MAIN
TERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |