Ray of Pitch Black T-Shirt

A motivational shirt for people who prefer their sunshine fully eclipsed.

The “A Little Ray of Pitch Black” tee turns fake positivity into gothic self-help comedy, with a moody eclipse scene, haunted landscape, and vintage lettering that feels like it was pulled from a cursed wellness pamphlet. It’s dark, funny, and weirdly uplifting — just not in a way HR would recommend.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Estimated Delivery Times (working days)

USA: 3–6 days
Canada: 2–10 days
UK: 2–4 days
EU: 2–6 days
Australia/New Zealand: 2–7 days
Worldwide: up to 21 days

Compliance

Age restrictions: For adults.

EU Warranty: 2 years.

Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride & Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583STN MAINTERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.