Stakeholder Management
Bring a whole new meaning to "managing your stakeholders."
About This Tee
Bring a whole new meaning to "managing your stakeholders." This shirt features a striking, woodcut-style portrait of history's most infamous impaler, framed in a distressed gothic arch. It's the ultimate crossover piece for corporate survivors, history buffs, and anyone who prefers their office humor with a dark, sharp edge.
Whether you're steering a high-stakes board meeting or just navigating the boardroom of the undead, this tee lets everyone know you handle your projects with absolute, uncompromising authority.
Fabric & Construction
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.2 (142 g/m2)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & Compliance
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride & Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583, STN MAIN, TERRACE BC V8G 0J3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size Guide
Imperial
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 1/2 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Metric
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Bring a whole new meaning to "managing your stakeholders."