Everything Is Fine
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Everything Is Fine
Everything is Fine (I'm Just Decaying) T-Shirt
For anyone holding it together with vintage optimism, dark humour, and questionable structural integrity.
This retro-inspired design twists sunny 1970s feel-good energy into something a little more skeletal. Featuring a decaying skeleton, warm rainbow tones, distressed lettering, and the perfectly reassuring phrase “Everything is Fine (I’m Just Decaying),” this shirt brings sarcastic comfort straight from the crypt.
Printed on a classic unisex tee, it’s soft, easy to wear, and ideal for fans of horror humour, retro graphics, gothic sarcasm, and pretending everything is absolutely under control.
Perfect for:
Bad days · Good days · Existential days · Crypt walks · Coffee runs · Pretending everything is fine
About the Material
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Age restrictions: For adults | EU Warranty: 2 years | Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.
Size Guide
Imperial
| LENGTH (in) | WIDTH (in) | SLEEVE (in) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
Metric
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
Compliance & GPSR
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Bride & Cryptones and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For product safety inquiries, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at:
PO BOX 99900 CW 502 583, STN MAIN, TERRACE BC V8G 0J3
or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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